On Kitty’s Percolating Thoughts

All the random thoughts that don’t fit anywhere else!

let me be confused

I’m walking around, and I overhear the words floating in a conversation, “They’re confused.” In my head, I know I’m supposed to vehemently deny such ignorance. “No, they’re not!  You’re confused!” Except they rarely are, if I am quite honest. Misogynists, racists, idiots.  Somehow, they’re never confused.  No matter how long, rambling, and nonsensical their …

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funny how you’re suddenly ugly/fat/dangerous/a bitch AFTER you say “no”

Before you’re their world, their everythingYou’re magnificent, beautiful, a gemThey’ve never seen another woman like youNever known a woman to exude such presence But then you say no Spin on a dimeTurn ugly, cruel, closedYou’re dangerous,Selfish.Cold.A bitch. After you say no I thought you meant itThe flattering words,The promisesBut it was a lie. I said …

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“one twue wayism is the WORST….except when i think it’s fine.”

Surely you’ve stumbled on the “One Twue Wayers are the worst ever” sentiment, if you’ve perused the void that is our social media/internet presence in the world. I don’t disagree with it, either. It’s usually a way to put others down. But somehow, while it’s completely wrong to -ever- say someone can’t identify with a …

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awww, you think you can make me jealous? that’s adorable.

If you flirt with another? I’ll happily curl up with you and chat with them about your new crush. If you play games, I’ll grow disinterested and wander off. If you, well, I don’t have the time to list everything you might do. But I’m sure there’s plenty of strategies. Perhaps you think it’ll make …

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on the merits of saying, “you’re welcome”

I told one of the munchkins “thank you” the other day– and they didn’t say you’re welcome. I noticed this happened again. Which is unusual for them, because, truly, they are polite and caring kids. But I didn’t say anything to them, because I realized I don’t say “you’re welcome,” either. I do say other …

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“I am an author,” I told her

“So what brings you here?” I’ve gotten that question all night, of course. I’m at a swinger party, hardly anyone knows anyone. Sure, I’ve stumbled on two friends, but that was complete random happenstance. And I actually don’t know where they’ve gone off to, or even if they’re here tonight. Later tonight, my partner will …

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