Munchkin: Do you roleplay outside of our games? (bear in mind, this was a very vanilla kid friendly online game where you apparently roleplay as different careers, i.e. police officer. Or, bandit.)
Me: …. Not really.
Her: Okay, we’re doing a romantic roleplay–
Me: Internally raises eyebrow
Her: –and you can look for a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Me: I’ll look for a girlfriend.
Her: So are you going to dress up as a boy, or–
Me: I’ll just be a girl that dates girls.
Her (nods wisely): I did that last week. I get it.