poetry

Dr Seuss cat in the hat. Hat, mustaches and bow-knot. By Hunman

dr. seuss presents kink: are you kinky in a house? are you kinky with your spouse?

I Am Kinky by the Kinky Doctor Seuss I am kinky when I’m safeI am kinky when I chafe I am kinky when I’m scaredI am kinky when I’m spared I am kinky when I’m comfyI am kinky when I’m grumpy I am kinky when I labelI am kinky whenever I’m able I am kinky …

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i am a loser

I’ve lost phone numbers,money,arguments,girlfriends,possessions,favorite outfits,my temper,my cool,the high ground a kitten’s claws can be provoked, though she regrets it each and every time I’ve been broken up with,ghosted,smeared,passed over for,forgotten. I have had material things stolen,jewelry,clothing,special treats, but not my loved ones. when I fall asleep at night,I fall asleep with the love and affectionof …

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funny how you’re suddenly ugly/fat/dangerous/a bitch AFTER you say “no”

Before you’re their world, their everythingYou’re magnificent, beautiful, a gemThey’ve never seen another woman like youNever known a woman to exude such presence But then you say no Spin on a dimeTurn ugly, cruel, closedYou’re dangerous,Selfish.Cold.A bitch. After you say no I thought you meant itThe flattering words,The promisesBut it was a lie. I said …

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