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people really are bad at relationships: part one

I swear, I didn’t make these up. True relationship quotes I found from vanilla folk about polyamory and ENM (some responses are from me, others from actual responses from strangers). “I mean, respect to those who make this work, but I can’t understand how they don’t murder each other out of jealousy.” “If your best …

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nice to meet you, i’m childfree with three children

Hello, have we met? I am a sexually active asexual (sometimes), aromantic woman in a romantic relationship, and a proud, child free (not) mother of three.  I am single…ish.  Only my partner of twelve years, my intimate friendships, my play partners.  But I check “Single” on my tax form.  Or I used to, before I …

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master sleeps with his teddy bear…no, titty bear…no, tiddy bear?

Every night, master wants his tiddy bear. He’s not normally affectionate like this. Kitten turns her people cuddly that never were before. But now they need it. Master mostly doesn’t desire touches. He does it, thankfully, for Kitten’s sake. He knows how much she needs it. She tries to be good, too, but she really …

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Dr Seuss cat in the hat. Hat, mustaches and bow-knot. By Hunman

dr. seuss presents kink: are you kinky in a house? are you kinky with your spouse?

I Am Kinky by the Kinky Doctor Seuss I am kinky when I’m safeI am kinky when I chafe I am kinky when I’m scaredI am kinky when I’m spared I am kinky when I’m comfyI am kinky when I’m grumpy I am kinky when I labelI am kinky whenever I’m able I am kinky …

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Portrait of young hero woman with super person red cape guard city By Svetlana Radayeva

dear prospective superheroes in hopes of finding their destiny,

“Are YOU burdened with glorious purpose and find yourself trying to enslave an entire world population?” “Did YOU accidentally blow up a planet and are now trying to come to terms with your own existence?” “Did YOU get selected to fight your peers to the death and don’t know what to do next?” If you …

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things you might want to avoid saying to a polyamorous person (because they might respond honestly)

Unsuspecting Person:  “I could never do that.” Me (on a normal day): “Cool.” Me (on a bad day): “Yeah, I’n not surprised. You’d be lucky to manage to make one relationship work.” Me (on a worse day): “You sure that being single isn’t your thing?” UP: “But what do you do if you have kids?  …

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