how to relationship: GoT edition

Well, now that winter has come, join us for How To Relationship: GoT!

1. -Sometimes- it’s worth figuring out who your birth parents are sooner than later.

2. Blah blah blah something something BALLS.

3. Want a whore? Buy one. Want a queen? Earn her.

4. More boobs, please!

5. …three pairs of boobs is a good start.

6. Titles don’t matter as much as the person behind them.

7. If a large sword is too heavy for you, find your own fit.

8. Nobody knows how to ride a dragon until they’ve ridden it. Grab hold!

9. Don’t make out in front of your kids. It’s weird.

10. It’s never too late to say you’re sorry.

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