Well, now that winter has come, join us for How To Relationship: GoT!
1. -Sometimes- it’s worth figuring out who your birth parents are sooner than later.
2. Blah blah blah something something BALLS.
3. Want a whore? Buy one. Want a queen? Earn her.
4. More boobs, please!
5. …three pairs of boobs is a good start.
6. Titles don’t matter as much as the person behind them.
7. If a large sword is too heavy for you, find your own fit.
8. Nobody knows how to ride a dragon until they’ve ridden it. Grab hold!
9. Don’t make out in front of your kids. It’s weird.
10. It’s never too late to say you’re sorry.