top 8 places to find a unicorn!

  1. Amazon Prime (comes in under two days)
  2. The Bi Girlfriend Store (10% off if you purchase two or more, does not come with any bi girlfriend feed)
  3. One of the many caves under Stephen Colbert’s old C-shaped desk
  4. Far, far away from Donald Trump’s tiny pussy grabbing hands
  5. My bedroom, neatly packed away in my drawer of lingerie and sex toys (must be flexible)
  6. Pokemon Go!
  7. Starbucks Secret Menu Item (warning, only sell vegan bi girlfriends)
  8. Paris, the city of love! (At least that’s where you can find me!  Or should find me…um, excuse me while I go check on my airline miles…)

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