- Amazon Prime (comes in under two days)
- The Bi Girlfriend Store (10% off if you purchase two or more, does not come with any bi girlfriend feed)
- One of the many caves under Stephen Colbert’s old C-shaped desk
- Far, far away from Donald Trump’s tiny pussy grabbing hands
- My bedroom, neatly packed away in my drawer of lingerie and sex toys (must be flexible)
- Pokemon Go!
- Starbucks Secret Menu Item (warning, only sell vegan bi girlfriends)
- Paris, the city of love! (At least that’s where you can find me! Or should find me…um, excuse me while I go check on my airline miles…)