“I don’t lie to my girlfriend.”
“So she knows you’re with me now.”
“Well, she knows I SEE other women. We just don’t really talk about it.”
“Hey, what are you doing tonight? Can I come see you?”
“Sorry, I’m busy.” Goes back to playing with girlfriend.
“Let’s take a selfish together.”
“Okay, but you can’t post it. I don’t like social media.”