dr. seuss presents kink: are you kinky in a house? are you kinky with your spouse?

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I Am Kinky

by the Kinky Doctor Seuss

I am kinky when I’m safe
I am kinky when I chafe

I am kinky when I’m scared
I am kinky when I’m spared

I am kinky when I’m comfy
I am kinky when I’m grumpy

I am kinky when I label
I am kinky whenever I’m able

I am kinky here and there
I am kinky
EVERYWHERE.

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