Welcome to the, “Do You Want A Threesome?” Test!
Sure, you’ve been told things like “Every guy wants a threesome!” and “Who wouldn’t want a threesome?” But there are some godawful threesomes happening right this very moment– and a basic compatibility test might do folk a world of good!
Ready? Let’s dive in!
- I want to feel ALL the hands on me., everywhere! Disagree (0) Agree (1) Strongly agree! (2)
- I want one on one attention. Disagree (2) Agree (1) Strongly agree (0)
- I like to put in a lot of work and focus on my partner(s). Disagree (0) Agree (1) Strongly agree (2)
- I want the focus on me all/most of the time. Disagree (2) Agree (1) Strongly agree (0)
- I get jealous easily. Disagree (2) Agree (1) Strongly agree (0)
- I love watching my partner(s)! Disagree (0) Agree (1) Strongly agree (2)
- I love being watched! Disagree (0) Agree (1) Strongly agree (2)
- I am excellent at providing aftercare/communicating my aftercare needs Disagree (0) Agree (1) Strongly agree (2)
- I am aware and up to date with my physicals and am comfortable sharing my STI status. Disagree (0) Agree (1) Strongly agree (2)
- I have no problem talking to people about my wants and needs, regardless of sex or gender. Disagree (0) Agree (1) Strongly agree (2)
Below 10
You are probably best off with only one partner, and possibly solo. Are you sure you are ready to be with anyone? You might want to reassess before entering a relationship. However, if you’re pretty sure you know yourself and your own needs, you might just not be a great candidate for a threesome. No worries, buddy! This will allow you to focus where you want, put in the effort without straining yourself, and enjoy the moment!
10-15
THREESOMES, baby! Yep, you are one of the (relatively) few that can handle this! Remember that there will almost certainly be times when the focus is elsewhere and you and one of the parties are pleasing the third party. Sometimes that third party will be you, of course, but it’s best if you go into it with the understanding that circumstance might mean you step back and just watch for a bit! Again, this depends on the dynamic and how it works out. Just know that it’s possible. Will you enjoy it? Well, really only you can answer it. Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. But if you do it, you’ll probably pass with flying colors!
16+ Points
You’re FAR beyond the threesome. You want more hands, more attention, and more everything. Nothing less than an orgy for you! Well, you could settle, but you kinda want this. If you want attention, especially if you’re female, you can probably get it whenever you want! But, if you want to take a break, it’s easy to slip to the side and nobody is gonna care. Especially if you have six or more people involved. Flexibility reigns supreme here. You can basically do what you want, and nobody will feel deprived. Trust me. They’ll probably be thrilled just to be invited! (Note: in an orgy, you need an even number of people for “basic,” odd numbers are fine but can require more “advanced” skills that balance orgy style/threesomes and I just don’t have the time for that now!). ENJOY!