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“What do I want? What does everyone want? To get married.” This is Jenny’s response to her father in Jenny’s Wedding.

Ok, perhaps I’m a tad spoiled. But the “little” in me is still squeeing over immediately heading to the cookie and coffee bar, while M checks us into our hotel. By “coffee,” I mean hot chocolate, of course. Two cookies for me…and two for Him. …theoretically, Kitty thinks as she munches on cookie #3.

If you’re a female presenting person who made it through the holidays without a single thought about your weight, allow me to give you a gluten free, sugar free, butter free, flavor free foodless cookie. You are, indeed, a rarity. Oh, well, at least there’s a silver lining. Sure you might have gained a few …

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floccinaucinihilipilification [ flok-suh-naw-suh-nahy-hil-uh-pil-uh-fi-key-shuh n ]SHOW IPA noun Rare. the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language). Now there’s an insult I can use against the next guy who inboxes me something gross…. From Dictionary.com

I want to be someone you turn to whenever you want to be alone, I want to be someone that cuddles you so tight, throughout the night,

Master and Kitty decide to go to their local sex dungeon. Their mutual playmate is meeting a friend. Kitty puts on clothes! The following happens: Master: Huh. So Mary decided to stay home after all. Me: Oh. Master: Do you still want to go? It’s freezing out and the roads are icing. Me: Not really… …

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Hedonism /ˈhiːd(ə)nɪz(ə)m,ˈhɛːd(ə)nɪz(ə)m/ noun noun: hedonism the pursuit of pleasure; sensual self-indulgence. PHILOSOPHY the ethical theory that pleasure (in the sense of the satisfaction of desires) is the highest good and proper aim of human life Some say their kink is pain.  Whipping.  Impact play.  Rope bunny.  Me?  I say pleasure can be a kink.  I …

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Hate is poisonous. Hate sets your soul ablaze. It seethes and festers. Hate falls down upon the accuser, rarely the accused. Hate is depleting. I know two people that spent millions in their divorce. The money didn’t mean anything to them. One was a high profile lawyer, the other a heart surgeon. Two angry dragons …

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For the women, especially, who struggle to realize their own beauty without a bit of a push from someone nearby Let me help you find your beauty     the perfect shade to match your eyes      that open to the soul inside. I want you to wear it      like a favorite …

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