She can be very charming, you know. Say the right words, put on the right costume. She smiles and laughs– and it rings hollow to me, but others seem to think it’s natural. It’s nothing like the tinkling glass chimes that is my youngest munchkin’s laughter, the kind that sounds like a waterfall. You’d never …
Such a good line. It’s a Princess Carolyn line. From Bojack Horseman. What would I do differently? I’d talk less, smile more. Eat more fresh fruit, drink less– no. No, I wouldn’t. I’d do it all the same, more or less. I’d probably have most of the same virtues and vices. Still waste lots of …
As per usual, I begin the evening awkwardly. Sitting on the couch with my vodka cranberry. By which I mean I began awkwardly. The particular circumstances vary. I will hate it, I will want to run home, I will think nobody here could ever find me desirable. This will last approximately half an hour to …
#relentless We’ve been fighting for, God, six years now? Longer? I’ve forgotten what we’re even fighting about. But She has not. I felt sure she’d give up by now, if not out of sheer boredom. But she’s been surprisingly resilient. Still stuck in her own story. I cannot explain her, not anymore. I can only …
Every night, master wants his tiddy bear. He’s not normally affectionate like this. Kitten turns her people cuddly that never were before. But now they need it. Master mostly doesn’t desire touches. He does it, thankfully, for Kitten’s sake. He knows how much she needs it. She tries to be good, too, but she really …
master sleeps with his teddy bear…no, titty bear…no, tiddy bear? Read More »
i could not put a price on the munchkinsbut our lawyers, their mother could happily do so, this is how much it costs to protect your right to live with them, this is how much you must pay to see them, this is how much you must make in order to be allowed to have …
She’s always there for me, Or, at any rate, she always is on top of my love life. Making sure I get what I need. At least that’s what I tell myself. It’s most definitely a need, not a want. “Want” sounds so….unnecessary. Everyone needs to be used until they fall down in a pile of exhaustion, right? okay, …
Has anyone ever given you a view from halfway down? I hope not. What I mean by this is, has anyone shown you what your life might look like if you made the wrong choice? Lived it in front of you? While you watched them every step of the way towards their own downfall? Well, …
Tonight, master, myself, and the oldest munchkin are on a grocery run. We’re out of milk (of course!). Also, I want a few other things. Actual fresh vegetables, fruit, some Annie’s mac and cheese (don’t judge me), etc. We’re picking out a few cheeses- when I spot it from the corner of my eye. “Rainbow …
For my birthday!!! on loved ones My life seems suited to multiples of threes…although I am not currently in a triad. But it would be nice ^^ The past does not matter nearly as much as the present and the future. No matter how badly I feel I messed up, my loved ones are right …
36 things about turning 36: a kitty reflects on her life so far Read More »