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I want to be someone you turn to whenever you want to be alone, I want to be someone that cuddles you so tight, throughout the night,

Master and Kitty decide to go to their local sex dungeon. Their mutual playmate is meeting a friend. Kitty puts on clothes! The following happens: Master: Huh. So Mary decided to stay home after all. Me: Oh. Master: Do you still want to go? It’s freezing out and the roads are icing. Me: Not really…

Hate is poisonous. Hate sets your soul ablaze. It seethes and festers. Hate falls down upon the accuser, rarely the accused. Hate is depleting. I know two people that spent millions in their divorce. The money didn’t mean anything to them. One was a high profile lawyer, the other a heart surgeon. Two angry dragons

I say, “Happy Holidays.” I don’t do this to virtue signal. I don’t do it for ulterior motives, or a way to secretly destroy the Christmas spirit. I say this because I celebrate, well, the holidays. I know, there’s more than one. It’s a radical concept. It’s a lot faster to say, “Happy Holidays,” than

Ok, perhaps I’m a tad spoiled. But the “little” in me is still squeeing over immediately heading to the cookie and coffee bar, while M checks us into our hotel. By “coffee,” I mean hot chocolate, of course. Two cookies for me…and two for Him. …theoretically, Kitty thinks as she munches on cookie #3.

If you’re a female presenting person who made it through the holidays without a single thought about your weight, allow me to give you a gluten free, sugar free, butter free, flavor free foodless cookie. You are, indeed, a rarity. Oh, well, at least there’s a silver lining. Sure you might have gained a few

floccinaucinihilipilification [ flok-suh-naw-suh-nahy-hil-uh-pil-uh-fi-key-shuh n ]SHOW IPA noun Rare. the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language). Now there’s an insult I can use against the next guy who inboxes me something gross…. From Dictionary.com

“Your life is complicated.”   They weren’t telling their friend about a problem or a headache.  Just a simple recounting of latest happenings.  The response?  “Sounds complicated.” If you don’t get why this is not the best thing to say, I can explain to you personally. Or read this more detailed explanation of why that