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sorry, sweetheart, your pussy isn’t more magical than love

I’m eating bananas Foster French toast with a friend, and she just cannot grasp that my master (well, to her, he’s my “partner”) is with another woman… and I’m OKAY with it. I do not even bother explaining I’m actually turned on. She needs me to be gentle. After all, it’s only breakfast. I know …

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plight of the straight, female, mono submissive, part 3: congratulations, you found your perfect monogamous dom!

Congratulations! Hey, it was tough, but you managed it. You found Him. The perfect dom and monogamous! I mean, how often do you stumble across that? But you caught this one! You found your perfect match. Your one true love (at least for now. S/he is the perfect, monogamous dom(me) who does it for desire– …

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plight of the straight, female, mono submissive, part 2: where have all the good (monogamous) doms gone?

It seems like monogamous submissive women are having an especially hard time finding a good dominant, monogamous man. (Let’s not even get started on straight, submissive male submissives.) Maybe it was always difficult. But certainly, my single, vanilla female friends seemed to have an okay time finding a guy. Whereas I struggled finding a non …

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plight of the straight, female, mono submissive, part 1: dear pretty, mono girl

Fyi, this works in reverse for the “pretty” guys, the tall, handsome Chris Hemsworth look alike searching out their one, true, monogamous submissive love.  Switch genders, or even sexes, as you like: Dear pretty, monogamous girl in search of her one true dominant, Remember high school? Maybe you were the pretty head cheerleader who never …

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existential threat of a kinky, flirty, polyamorous mastermind unicorn, the

I’d been flirting, on and off, with this friend, who advertised themselves as a dominant. Mostly off by this point in time, due to a lack of consistent communication. Supposed to hang out for drinks, but excuses kept turning up. Until they messaged me for the final time, it turned out. The message contained quite …

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