I have a brief history of the term “unicorns.” This is a larger scale complaint. The truth is, unicorn hunting extends far beyond monogamous-couples-opening-up-to-find-the-perfect-amiable-bi-girlfriend-with-no-expectations-and-desires-of-their-own. Unicorns exist beyond polyamory, doncha know? I don’t care which unicorn you are going after. Could be the mythical, impossible bi girl that is equally into you and your primary …
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Dear unicorn hunters,
I am sure you’ve been ridiculed, besmirched, despised, and worse for wanting your perfect triad.
I realize after my last post that not everyone may be familiar with the term unicorn. Hence, a brief explanation.
Amazon Prime (comes in under two days) The Bi Girlfriend Store (10% off if you purchase two or more, does not come with any bi girlfriend feed) One of the many caves under Stephen Colbert’s old C-shaped desk Far, far away from Donald Trump’s tiny pussy grabbing hands My bedroom, neatly packed away in my …
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