short history of the unicorn: poly edition, a
I realize after my last post that not everyone may be familiar with the term unicorn. Hence, a brief explanation.
Unicorns
when chased after unicorns are chasing their own unicorns
I see it constantly. Couples seeking a bisexual woman. “Unicorn hunter!” they scream. There isn’t anything worse- in the polyamorous community- than wanting a “third.” Everyone wants their own perfect, SINGLE, female partner. Which, I guess, makes sense. It seems like such a dream for newly excited polyamorous couples. To find their perfect girlfriend. It’s …
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unicorns & unicorn hunters, the real story! (hint, it’s not a bi woman who dates couples!)
She needs to be Beautiful, slender, child free but wanting to provide her domly dom with children (her body will, naturally, revert back to pre-child body), available to move near you, experienced in submission, willing to please, an excellent cook– and above all, SINGLE. He needs to be Tall, fit, experienced in various forms of …
plight of the straight, female, mono submissive, part 3: congratulations, you found your perfect monogamous dom!
Congratulations! Hey, it was tough, but you managed it. You found Him. The perfect dom and monogamous! I mean, how often do you stumble across that? But you caught this one! You found your perfect match. Your one true love (at least for now. S/he is the perfect, monogamous dom(me) who does it for desire– …
dear poly “couple,” remember that you started out as secondary, too
…or maybe less. Maybe you were some offhand, one night stand. Not that there was anything wrong with that. You both wanted a bit of release. You found it with each other that night. Or maybe you started out as friends that grew into “more,” (though I dislike that concept as it imagines that friends …
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plight of the straight, female, mono submissive, part 2: where have all the good (monogamous) doms gone?
It seems like monogamous submissive women are having an especially hard time finding a good dominant, monogamous man. (Let’s not even get started on straight, submissive male submissives.) Maybe it was always difficult. But certainly, my single, vanilla female friends seemed to have an okay time finding a guy. Whereas I struggled finding a non …
plight of the straight, female, mono submissive, part 1: dear pretty, mono girl
Fyi, this works in reverse for the “pretty” guys, the tall, handsome Chris Hemsworth look alike searching out their one, true, monogamous submissive love. Switch genders, or even sexes, as you like: Dear pretty, monogamous girl in search of her one true dominant, Remember high school? Maybe you were the pretty head cheerleader who never …
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open letter to the married man i haven’t yet rejected, an
To the married man to whom I will one day say “no,” Thinking on the wonderful love between the Professor, Wonder Woman, and the Wife, I thought about how troublesome it can be for couples to find their magical unicorn. Alas, dear married man, that I am about to reject, it isn’t so easy for …
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dear unicorn hunters, it’s not unicorn hunting that’s the problem, it’s you
Dear unicorn hunters,
I am sure you’ve been ridiculed, besmirched, despised, and worse for wanting your perfect triad.
existential threat of a kinky, flirty, polyamorous mastermind unicorn, the
I’d been flirting, on and off, with this friend, who advertised themselves as a dominant. Mostly off by this point in time, due to a lack of consistent communication. Supposed to hang out for drinks, but excuses kept turning up. Until they messaged me for the final time, it turned out. The message contained quite …
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